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PROFESSIONAL STAND-UP
COMEDY & WRITING
Production & Performance
Hello, my name is Andy. My stage name is Andy M, but I go by others too [see: this website]. I have been performing my comedy notoriously around the American Southwest for a while now, and have made quite the impression - ask the business owners, bookers, and crowds; The comedy is freaky, wet, sloppy fun folks. It is me, on stage, eating a large bowl of cereal for seven minutes. This is followed by different noises grunted viscerally into the microphone for the remainder of the show. I'm kidding, the comedy is much more tasteful than that. I only joke about very divisive political issues. Just kidding again! It's all family-friendly clean-cut stuff, combined with sharp knives and foul language. If you'd like to know more, you can visit my TikTok, but it might not help. I won't elaborate. I̶ f̶o̶r̶g̶o̶t̶. I'm figuring it out. Here are a couple of videos. You should also get a library card if you don't have one already. And tuck in your shirt. Thanks!
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July 5 • Durango, CO
Aria + Improv • Durango Arts Center
Ticket Link
July 24 • Durango, CO
60 Min Headline • Fired Up Pizzeria
Ticket Link
Sept 15 • Durango Fall Pride 2024
Tickets N/A • Event Link
Sept 26 • Durango, CO • YAY! Day DGO
Sept 28 • Farmington, NM • YAY! Day Farmington
Over one hour of professional material
available for hosting & performance.
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Please email hag@hagperson.com
for information on booking.
LOCAL PARTICIPATION
Starlight Lounge
Every Monday • 8pm
937 Main Ave, Durango CO
Fired Up Pizzeria
2nd Weds of Each Month • 8pm
735 Main Ave, Durango CO
NOTABLE
PERFORMANCE CREDITS
This is a non-exhaustive list.
Denver's 2023 Rocky Mountain Roundup Main Stage - Althea Center for Engaged Spirituality, Denver CO (Headline, 50 minutes)
The Gay Agenda w/ Irene Tu - Fort Lewis College (Guest, 6 minutes)
The Alliance's Giggles & Glitter Comedy Fundraiser 2023 - Fort Lewis Ballroom, Durango CO (20 minutes)
St. Paddy's Comedy Show - Durango VFW, Durango CO (10 minutes)
Mic Drop, Stand-Up Inspired Improv - Durango Arts Center, Durango CO (8 minutes)
A Night of Improv with Mary & Cindy, 2023 Showcase - Durango Arts Center, Durango CO
Durango's 2023 Buckley Bash Main Stage - Buckley Park, Durango CO (20 minutes)
Durango PRIDE 2023, Improv Vs. Stand-Up - Fort Lewis Theater, Durango CO (12 minutes)
Durango PRIDE 2022 Main Stage - Buckley Park, Durango CO (20 minutes)
Host, Laugh Out Loud 2022-2023 - Old Tymer's Café, Durango CO (Recurring)
Professional Women's Network 2022 Year-End Banquet - Hilton DoubleTree, Durango CO (12 minutes)